Randomly! Laugh U fool

In the spirit of random 1st week's of the month..... a round up of all the funny stuff the net tends to conjure, manufacture or even at times pass for a fact. Who would know. Pretty a racy one this week. However, for the sake of all these fellows, we not going to group any of them under the Odd News segment. Our need to label shall not affect our humorous ways....

Of Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asked, “what is politics?”
Dad says, “well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the bread winner of the family, so let’s call me CAPITALISM. Your mum, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the GOVERNMENT.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the PEOPLE. The nanny, we’ll consider her the WORKING CLASS.
And your baby brother, we’ll call him the FUTURE. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.” So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked he peaks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while CAPITALISM is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is sound asleep, the PEOPLE are being ignored and the FUTURE is in deep pool”

Of the Iraqi Prime Minister and my odd parallel references to Ali Baba and the forty thieves. I knew the folklore had to make sense. Basically, some guys rob a bank near a place where the PM was having a meeting, whatever happens next is pure comedy. The PM found the loot!! Mmmmhhh ... I believe Kenyan politicians need to see this as a case study. Why campaign when you can pull a fast one and be a hero. Dummy. Read here.

Wenger as in Arsene has been having a roughshod week.... Kind of feeling sorry for the thin Frenchman... but then again, we just wanna laugh. Harry P piece on Wenger's Pint sized men made my day... Have a read...